By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Publish 12 months note: First released in 2010
It's a summer season to recollect . . . on the Jersey Shore.
Giovanna "Gia" Spumanti and her cousin Isabella "Bella" Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer time ever. whereas they couldn't be extra different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken get together woman and Bella is a tall, narrow athlete who constantly holds her tongue—for the following month they're able to pouf up their hair, wear their stilettos, and take in all that seashore Heights, New Jersey, has to provide: sizzling guidos, cool golf equipment, fried Oreos, and many tequila.
So a ways, Gia's summer season is on fireplace. among approximately burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the preferred "tan-tags" on the Tantastic Salon the place she works, and rescuing a shark at the seashore, she turns into a neighborhood megastar in a single day. fortunately, she meets the right man to aid her continue the flames below keep an eye on. Firefighter Frank Rossi is precisely her style: substantial, tan, and Italian. yet is he tricky sufficient to address Gia while issues particularly warmth up?
Bella is greater than prepared for a few enjoyable within the solar. ultimately freed from her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left domestic in Brooklyn with one target in brain: hooking up with a pretty gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer time fling. very quickly, she lands a task top "Beat Up the Beat" dance sessions at an area fitness center, and is scooped up by way of Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. basically challenge: Bella can't get her romantic and ripped boss Tony "Trouble" Troublino out of her head. He's dating fabric. all of sudden, Bella's unsure what she desires.
The cousins quickly detect that for each buddy they make at the boardwalk, there also are competitors, slummers, and frenemies who will do whatever to spoil their summer—and test their courting. prior to July ends, the bonds of relations and friendship may be stretched to the brink. Will the haters be successful, or will Gia and Bella locate love on the Shore?
For each person who loves MTV's hit fact exhibit, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's candy, humorous, and horny novel completely captures the warmth, the strength, the joys, and the drama of Jersey Shore.
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That felt like the biggest, wettest, sloppiest kiss ever! ” And the autumn sun shone down, drying up the speckles on the glasses of Edwin Blink.